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It’s Calendar Season –

The 2018 Emmet Calendar is now available. Plus lots of exciting new work.

Craft Sale at McMartin House in Perth, ON before Parade



Nick of Time
December 2nd 2017
10:00 am – 3:00 pm
McMartin House Gore Street, Perth, Ontario
Come and pick up some great gifts before the Christmas Parade. From fine chocolate, locally made jam, children’s clothes and more.

… From a recent FB post:

Finally put 1 of the button machines I was given a month ago to work last night, in time for the One & Only craft fair in Ottawa this Saturday.

These will also be available at the Nick of Time show in Perth Dec. 2nd — & I hope to have time to create more designs by then. – Emmet

Plus other new work…

Colouring Greeting Cards Uncategorized

Get yer official Critters & Tales valentines, right here!

Hey everybody! It’s February. So as the pink candy displays keep reminding you, you need valentines, right?


But you need real partikkilar valentines for the real partikkilar people you feel real partikkilar ways about.

Like this way:

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Or this way:

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Or even this way:

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Or O GOSH *blush* *faints* *comes to* *clears throat* thiiiiiiis waaaayyy:

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“Something in at least one of these cards has struck a chord deep within my cold dead heart,” you’re saying, “BUT WHY SO COLOURLESS?”

Well pal, that’s so you can get BONUS LOVE POINTS from your dear ones for all the effort you put in colouring these cards with your own precious time & resources.

“Brilliant!” you say! “How much for the lot?”

$0.00, my friend!

“What? No way!”

Yes indeed! This post contains a link to a downloadable PDF containing all these lovely sentiments on a single letter-sized sheet, which you are welcome to print as many times as you like on the paper quality of your choosing & colour with the implements that, in your estimation, best express affection &/or desire, as appropriate!

“Gee, that’s nice! Are there any nice things I can do for you?”

Yup! Two things!

  • You can show me (& the internet) your A++ colouring by taking pics of your finished or in progress valentines & hashtagging them #crittersandtales
  • You can share this post (& anything else you find appealing on with your social media whatever of choice so other people can maybe like it too!

“Cool beans, will do! Now where’s the stuff?”

I gotchu right here pal: omigosh valentimes so purdyyy let me at ’em!!

Happy Valentines Day!

I love you, probably!