Get yer official Critters & Tales valentines, right here!

Hey everybody! It’s February. So as the pink candy displays keep reminding you, you need valentines, right?

OF COURSE YOU DO!

But you need real partikkilar valentines for the real partikkilar people you feel real partikkilar ways about.

Like this way:

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Or this way:

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Or even this way:

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Or O GOSH *blush* *faints* *comes to* *clears throat* thiiiiiiis waaaayyy:

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“Something in at least one of these cards has struck a chord deep within my cold dead heart,” you’re saying, “BUT WHY SO COLOURLESS?”

Well pal, that’s so you can get BONUS LOVE POINTS from your dear ones for all the effort you put in colouring these cards with your own precious time & resources.

“Brilliant!” you say! “How much for the lot?”

$0.00, my friend!

“What? No way!”

Yes indeed! This post contains a link to a downloadable PDF containing all these lovely sentiments on a single letter-sized sheet, which you are welcome to print as many times as you like on the paper quality of your choosing & colour with the implements that, in your estimation, best express affection &/or desire, as appropriate!

“Gee, that’s nice! Are there any nice things I can do for you?”

Yup! Two things!

  • You can show me (& the internet) your A++ colouring by taking pics of your finished or in progress valentines & hashtagging them #crittersandtales
  • You can share this post (& anything else you find appealing on crittersandtales.com) with your social media whatever of choice so other people can maybe like it too!

“Cool beans, will do! Now where’s the stuff?”

I gotchu right here pal: omigosh valentimes so purdyyy let me at ’em!!

Happy Valentines Day!

I love you, probably!

<3Emmet

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